Few words ring as sweetly in the ear as “March Madness.” Without fail, this sporting event delivers anguished tears, provides electrifying competition, prompts tears of joy, creates heroes out of last-second desperation shots, and caps off the event by – once again – bringing tears to the moving strains of “One Shining Moment”.
The good people at the NCAA have indeed created a beautiful sporting event, and they’ve also generously enough supplied us with an unlimited quantity of blank, free of charge brackets. Brackets just waiting to be filled in by you and your children. A caution, however: bracket work with your young crew is most likely going to lead to some variety of humility. Sure you may have a kid select Stephen F. Austin to win it all, but you may also look at your ruined bracket and see that your child has wisely selected that glass-slippered Cinderella who decided for the first time in their history to take a trip to the Final Four.
Filling in a bracket with your kids may be tedious when you’re trying to break down that tricky mid-major/blue chip match-up, but—thankfully—there are other ways to get that bracket completed. We’ve pulled together a few for you here to help guide those selections…
- Mascot Appeal (click that link…it has dancing gif mascots). Not just for halftime entertainment, mascots can provide remarkable selection insight to your offspring. Sure, they could select South Dakota State, Wichita State, or St. Mary’s…but, c’mon the Jackrabbits, Shockers, and Gaels?!? Way more fun to let our mascot brethren guide selections. (Yeah, I don’t know what a Bonnie is either…and this year also features the grammatically incorrect Lipscomb Bisons.)
- Mascot Names. This is taking the virtues of the “Mascot Appeal” approach and going to a deeper level (read: get Google ready). With this extra Google-ing effort, you’ll be debating the merits of Sebastian the Ibis, Super Frog, True Grit, and WuShock the, umm, bundle of wheat.
- The Color Palette. Our good collegiate institutions across the United States like to incorporate a variety of colors in their uniforms, so perhaps appealing to a more aesthetic side would serve your children well as they make their selections. Blue and Crimson vs. White and Red?
- Geographic Inclinations. A final strategy might be to breakdown match-ups by individual states. All sorts of intriguing match-ups are available between Rhode Island and Oklahoma. Texas 1 (Texas Tech) and Texas 2 (Stephen F. Austin). Again, some Google-ing is likely needed here, because Iona.
If sticking with any one of these selection criteria feels too mundane for all 63 games, then mix it up by round. Never a bad idea to run with Mascot Appeal when working your Sweet Sixteen match-ups.
Finally, a prize to the winner of your bracket challenge is always fun. Doesn’t have to be much…perhaps the winning bracket is allowed their choice in the ice cream aisle (with the whole fam sharing in the spoils).